There is currently a muffin-shaped object situated on the ledge of the outer wall under the right-side windows in the auxiliary gym. Students are baffled as to how it got there. “It must have been thrown underhand,” commented Michael Houle, “I don’t think launching it would have done the trick.”

Upperclassmen may remember a similar situation of yester years when a pencil was perpetually stuck in the ceiling of the library. The pencil earned the awe of many who wondered how strong the student must have been to lodge the pointed pencil in the ceiling and have it remain there for months on end. The fall of the pencil was met with quiet mourning on behalf of the Class of 2013, who saved the object in a box.

The window ledge supports this purported muffin, and there is no telling how long it will be until someone retrieves it.