Did Halloween sneak up on you? Did you not care enough to create a costume? That’s okay. You can still put minimum effort into this holiday without being bothered by the “try-hards.” Here are my top seven costumes that you can pull together in 5 minutes:
Your Costume from 2 years ago– MAYBE people remember your Halloween costume from last year. If anyone remembers your costume from 2 years ago, they are doing something wrong. If you were as lazy as you are now 2 years ago, you will need to visit another one of these options.
Put on something you would not normally wear– When people ask you what you are, act offended and say, “Do you seriously not know? It’s so obvious!” They will feel ashamed and leave you alone.
Facebook– Write book on your face. Now you can seem clever when really you didn’t feel like dressing up.
Captain Underpants– Flip runner shorts inside out so the diaper part is on the outside.
Ninja– Put a T-shirt on your head so only your eyes are showing. Wear all black. The plus side of this is that you are unrecognizable and inconspicuous, so you can avoid people fairly easily.
Ceiling Fan– Write ceiling on your shirt. Grab some items to make it look like you are a sports fan.
Yourself– If all else fails, you can pull the “I’m dressed up as myself” card. Most people will not appreciate this, but what can you do?
I would have come up with 10, but that requires too much effort.